Why do you need a DJ?

Recently, according to the Associated Press, a scientific study was conducted with party goers and music. They found that loud music actually changed the way that the drinkers perceived alcoholic beverages. Loud music made drinks taste sweeter. It also made life sweeter. With more sweetness in your drinks, your guests will require less fillers and be able to more pleasantly consume alcohol without those expensive fillers like orange juice, soda, pineapple juice, and cranberry juice. Imagine a girl coming up to you and asking you for a vodka and cranberry, hold the cranberry. See everybody wins!!!